My nipple is on Facebook.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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