I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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