I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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