After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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