she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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