Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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