Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
The adults are the big ones right?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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