found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You coming home soon, man?
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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