If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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