You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
That's intense
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
