The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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