normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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You. Win. At. Life.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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