that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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