Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Randomize
