so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he quoted the bible to break up with me
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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