I cockslap morals
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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