Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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