To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
