dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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