Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
