Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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