so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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