What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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