You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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