ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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