we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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