Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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