no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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