when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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