Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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