no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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