there's paper in my vomit.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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