she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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