so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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