if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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