very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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