I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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