oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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