I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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