She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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