Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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