OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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