Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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