my vag is so smooth its legendary
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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