Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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