lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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