FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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