it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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