he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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