: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
