Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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