Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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