At least make sure they are 18
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I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
false alarm. still invincible.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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