S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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